








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 714 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 463 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4725 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,939 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3548 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3235 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3314 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2842 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,174,349 of utility $204 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 948 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | The Kyle Smith | 53% | 161 |
| #4 | GR✪MACHIN✪ | 53% | 149 |
| #5 | llllllllluke | 50% | 161 |
| #6 | BigRich | 49% | 124 |
| #7 | Flag Man | 47% | 199 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GR✪MACHIN✪ | 15 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | llllllllluke | 11 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | ♿ | 9 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | Flag Man | 8 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | The Kyle Smith | 3 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GR✪MACHIN✪ | 278 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #2 | The Kyle Smith | 253 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #3 | Flag Man | 237 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #4 | llllllllluke | 236 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #5 | ♿ | 166 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿ | +2.39 | 75 | 62 |
| #2 | llllllllluke | +1.74 | 74 | 62 |
| #3 | GR✪MACHIN✪ | +1.21 | 57 | 68 |
| #4 | Flag Man | +0.96 | 75 | 62 |
| #5 | The Kyle Smith | +0.44 | 42 | 68 |





