








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 143 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 326 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3339 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,673 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4354 | 32% |
| Smokes | 4066 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2851 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2402 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,289,479 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 128 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✨♡𝚜𝚔𝚢⊹ | 48% | 25 |
| #2 | w00t | 42% | 105 |
| #3 | ◕ヮ◕ | 41% | 82 |
| #4 | HunterPARK![ms] | 41% | 136 |
| #5 | Junior262133 | 41% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | w00t | 42% | 105 |
| #3 | ◕ヮ◕ | 41% | 82 |
| #4 | HunterPARK![ms] | 41% | 136 |
| #5 | Junior262133 | 41% | 61 |
| #6 | ✪ $paCe | 40% | 161 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HunterPARK![ms] | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | ◕ヮ◕ | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Junior262133 | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ $paCe | 423 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #2 | Junior262133 | 419 | 0.32 | 10 min |
| #3 | w00t | 330 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #4 | ◕ヮ◕ | 248 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #5 | HunterPARK![ms] | 238 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Junior262133 | +2.68 | 69 | 80 |
| #2 | HunterPARK![ms] | +1.14 | 52 | 56 |
| #3 | botman | +0.39 | 68 | 63 |
| #4 | ✨♡𝚜𝚔𝚢⊹ | +0.25 | 49 | 66 |
| #5 | w00t | -0.20 | 67 | 68 |





