








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 339 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 254 matches | ||
| Faceit | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3742 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,572 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2666 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2612 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1806 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1488 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,300,343 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 91 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | ✪ $paCe | 44% | 241 |
| #7 | w00t | 44% | 94 |
| #8 | ◕ヮ◕ | 43% | 114 |
| #9 | Zii | 41% | 29 |
| #10 | botman | 41% | 136 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ◕ヮ◕ | 6 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | ✪ $paCe | 5 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | botman | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Junior262133 | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Zii | 3 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ $paCe | 639 | 0.13 | 16 min |
| #2 | Junior262133 | 387 | 0.28 | 10 min |
| #3 | ✨♡𝚜𝚔𝚢⊹ | 365 | 0.25 | 10 min |
| #4 | w00t | 322 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #5 | ◕ヮ◕ | 299 | 0.13 | 6 min |





