








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 611 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 234 matches | ||
| Faceit | 59 matches | ||
| Wingman | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3857 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,814 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5102 | 34% |
| Smokes | 3253 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3640 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2819 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,373,915 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DJ Lörtti Lyytikäinen | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | tryffis | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | omar ruthless | 3 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | JANPPA1 | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | lomppe | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JANPPA1 | 860 | 0.22 | 30 min |
| #2 | tryffis | 612 | 0.36 | 18 min |
| #3 | lomppe | 607 | 0.32 | 19 min |
| #4 | DJ Lörtti Lyytikäinen | 591 | 0.20 | 17 min |
| #5 | teme | 284 | 0.38 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | molis | +3.64 | 73 | 82 |
| #2 | JANPPA1 | +3.33 | 90 | 81 |
| #3 | teme | +2.57 | 76 | 82 |
| #4 | lomppe | +1.65 | 70 | 81 |
| #5 | tryffis | +1.05 | 61 | 81 |





