








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 306 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 165 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 62 matches | ||
| Wingman | 38 matches | ||
| Faceit | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3612 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,880 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4320 | 36% |
| Smokes | 2725 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3516 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1319 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $972,200 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 124 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | teme | 63% | 76 |
| #2 | tryffis | 58% | 19 |
| #3 | Raimoust | 56% | 90 |
| #4 | DJ Lörtti Lyytikäinen | 55% | 55 |
| #5 | JANPPA1 | 52% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | molis | +3.99 | 66 | 80 |
| #2 | JANPPA1 | +2.91 | 89 | 81 |
| #3 | teme | +2.19 | 76 | 80 |
| #4 | lomppe | +1.83 | 69 | 82 |
| #5 | tryffis | +0.91 | 63 | 81 |





