








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 298 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 112 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1185 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,605 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2930 | 39% |
| Smokes | 1426 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1818 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1431 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $495,051 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 256 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KmartKenny | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | Pear | 54% | 28 |
| #3 | ttv: OneLargePigeon | 50% | 38 |
| #4 | Lexx | 50% | 40 |
| #5 | Notre_ | 49% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KmartKenny | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | Pear | 54% | 28 |
| #3 | ttv: OneLargePigeon | 50% | 38 |
| #4 | Lexx | 50% | 40 |
| #5 | Notre_ | 49% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lexx | 3 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | ttv: OneLargePigeon | 3 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | KmartKenny | 1 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lexx | 165 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #2 | ttv: OneLargePigeon | 100 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | Notre_ | 83 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | Pear | 83 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | KmartKenny | 11 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ttv: OneLargePigeon | +4.77 | 56 | 62 |
| #2 | KmartKenny | +2.15 | 56 | 50 |
| #3 | Lexx | +0.78 | 59 | 53 |
| #4 | Pear | +0.29 | 78 | 65 |
| #5 | Notre_ | -1.31 | 63 | 47 |





