








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1670 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 295 matches | ||
| Premier | 205 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 86 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7222 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,887 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8809 | 28% |
| Smokes | 8160 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 7148 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 7770 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,560,513 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 110 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ASH | 88% | 34 |
| #2 | WaTeR | 87% | 45 |
| #3 | Bruh. | 83% | 70 |
| #4 | brokenpegs | 81% | 98 |
| #5 | j1 | 79% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | Propain- | 57% | 174 |
| #14 | infeCted | 56% | 346 |
| #15 | GoTSkillZ?. | 55% | 138 |
| #16 | -N | 51% | 43 |
| #17 | raum | 48% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cHa0s - | +2.68 | 72 | 77 |
| #2 | hrtc_ | +1.98 | 88 | 66 |
| #3 | Bruh. | +1.43 | 77 | 65 |
| #4 | WaTeR | +1.40 | 66 | 70 |
| #5 | 911 | +1.14 | 62 | 70 |





