








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1704 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 311 matches | ||
| Wingman | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 74 matches | ||
| Esplay | 49 matches | 1,941 | |
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 88 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




67 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7230 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,393 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10930 | 34% |
| Smokes | 8072 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 6969 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 6422 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,677,739 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1842 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | efg | +3.48 | 69 | 49 |
| #2 | sHREDDAN | +2.61 | 63 | 71 |
| #3 | flashwood | +1.26 | 81 | 69 |
| #4 | Tore | +1.23 | 75 | 81 |
| #5 | T_nublol | +0.37 | 66 | 69 |





