








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 113 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 123 matches | ||
| Premier | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1861 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,420 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2514 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3002 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2556 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3348 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $732,469 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 79 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mike481 | 75% | 53 |
| #2 | Noodle | 71% | 76 |
| #3 | BiNoX | 71% | 17 |
| #4 | ANX1ETY | 69% | 29 |
| #5 | KiCk!nG | 66% | 125 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | LegumZ | 53% | 96 |
| #14 | Surray | 50% | 66 |
| #15 | r0bz | 48% | 33 |
| #16 | SwiCH | 44% | 41 |
| #17 | TJay | 38% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Noodle | +4.99 | 93 | 63 |
| #2 | ANX1ETY | +4.99 | 85 | 74 |
| #3 | KiCk!nG | +4.45 | 84 | 80 |
| #4 | BiNoX | +3.99 | 80 | 74 |
| #5 | mike481 | +2.74 | 88 | 55 |





