








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 195 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 332 matches | ||
| Faceit | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3295 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,566 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1132 | 13% |
| Smokes | 3174 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 2064 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2196 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,689,218 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 22 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ISIS | Zaytoven | 57% | 42 |
| #2 | Luka | 52% | 158 |
| #3 | =(^.^)= 7ckngmad | 52% | 54 |
| #4 | O_O | 51% | 80 |
| #5 | Chu4Lyfe | 49% | 163 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | =(^.^)= 7ckngmad | 52% | 54 |
| #4 | O_O | 51% | 80 |
| #5 | Chu4Lyfe | 49% | 163 |
| #6 | Young Money | 48% | 111 |
| #7 | ignis | 39% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Young Money | 7 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Luka | 6 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | O_O | 6 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | ignis | 3 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | ISIS | Zaytoven | 2 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chu4Lyfe | 802 | 0.23 | 25 min |
| #2 | Luka | 425 | 0.12 | 14 min |
| #3 | O_O | 222 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #4 | =(^.^)= 7ckngmad | 214 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #5 | Young Money | 152 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luka | +0.94 | 75 | 73 |
| #2 | Breeze | +0.79 | 74 | 41 |
| #3 | Young Money | +0.09 | 58 | 60 |
| #4 | O_O | -0.35 | 64 | 57 |
| #5 | Chu4Lyfe | -0.46 | 65 | 80 |





