








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 484 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 546 matches | ||
| Faceit | 43 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6059 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,574 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1432 | 10% |
| Smokes | 3585 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5651 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 3906 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,819,323 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 482 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | reMus | 57% | 258 |
| #2 | Viech | 56% | 52 |
| #3 | fLekzZ | 53% | 83 |
| #4 | jOOEL | 53% | 55 |
| #5 | Starmone™ | 52% | 416 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Viech | 56% | 52 |
| #3 | fLekzZ | 53% | 83 |
| #4 | jOOEL | 53% | 55 |
| #5 | Starmone™ | 52% | 416 |
| #6 | venom | 51% | 196 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Starmone™ | 7 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | fLekzZ | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | reMus | 2 | 0.0004 |
| #4 | venom | 1 | 0.0002 |
| #5 | Viech | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Starmone™ | 1330 | 0.15 | 37 min |
| #2 | jOOEL | 280 | 0.24 | 8 min |
| #3 | reMus | 249 | 0.05 | 8 min |
| #4 | venom | 130 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| #5 | fLekzZ | 103 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P4yon3 | +1.21 | 66 | 43 |
| #2 | reMus | +0.06 | 62 | 56 |
| #3 | jOOEL | +0.01 | 68 | 73 |
| #4 | Starmone™ | -0.35 | 67 | 78 |
| #5 | Viech | -0.56 | 75 | 61 |





