








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 554 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 541 matches | ||
| Faceit | 67 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5316 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,763 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2238 | 14% |
| Smokes | 4752 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 5798 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 2975 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,823,212 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 89 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P4yon3 | 57% | 258 |
| #2 | fLekzZ | 51% | 197 |
| #3 | jOOEL | 50% | 54 |
| #4 | venom | 50% | 252 |
| #5 | Viech | 49% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | venom | 50% | 252 |
| #5 | Viech | 49% | 53 |
| #6 | Starmone™ | 48% | 371 |
| #7 | ✰ 𝑠𝘩𝑖𝑣𝑎 ✰ | 44% | 52 |
| #8 | ᴡᴧᴅʟᴇᴙᴤᴛᴧʀᴋ | 41% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Starmone™ | 12 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | P4yon3 | 9 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | fLekzZ | 6 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | venom | 2 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | ᴡᴧᴅʟᴇᴙᴤᴛᴧʀᴋ | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Starmone™ | 1133 | 0.15 | 32 min |
| #2 | fLekzZ | 267 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #3 | jOOEL | 248 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #4 | P4yon3 | 156 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| #5 | venom | 153 | 0.03 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P4yon3 | +1.60 | 66 | 44 |
| #2 | jOOEL | +0.54 | 69 | 72 |
| #3 | reMus | +0.43 | 64 | 56 |
| #4 | Starmone™ | +0.17 | 68 | 78 |
| #5 | ᴡᴧᴅʟᴇᴙᴤᴛᴧʀᴋ | +0.07 | 75 | 58 |





