








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 698 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 615 matches | ||
| Faceit | 80 matches | ||
| Wingman | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 121 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6264 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,978 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9467 | 24% |
| Smokes | 11224 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 10542 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 7745 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,721,418 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 275 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P4yon3 | 52% | 416 |
| #2 | fLekzZ | 49% | 168 |
| #3 | venom | 49% | 377 |
| #4 | Viech | 49% | 101 |
| #5 | reMus | 48% | 371 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | venom | 49% | 377 |
| #4 | Viech | 49% | 101 |
| #5 | reMus | 48% | 371 |
| #6 | jOOEL | 45% | 73 |
| #7 | eTernitY | 43% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P4yon3 | 18 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | reMus | 4 | 0.0005 |
| #3 | fLekzZ | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | venom | 2 | 0.0002 |
| #5 | Viech | 2 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jOOEL | 356 | 0.23 | 9 min |
| #2 | reMus | 329 | 0.04 | 11 min |
| #3 | P4yon3 | 260 | 0.03 | 6 min |
| #4 | venom | 249 | 0.03 | 8 min |
| #5 | fLekzZ | 208 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eTernitY | +2.72 | 75 | 65 |
| #2 | P4yon3 | +1.71 | 67 | 44 |
| #3 | jOOEL | +0.31 | 68 | 71 |
| #4 | Viech | -0.01 | 79 | 59 |
| #5 | reMus | -0.07 | 63 | 57 |





