








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 7 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
108 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 258 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 85 | 33% |
| Smokes | 75 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 61 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 37 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $58,457 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | leon. | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | Vassviik | 100% | 3 |
| #3 | itsFrasse | 100% | 4 |
| #4 | Cloud | 50% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | leon. | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | Vassviik | 100% | 3 |
| #3 | itsFrasse | 100% | 4 |
| #4 | Cloud | 50% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vassviik | 2 | 0.0323 |
| #2 | Cloud | 1 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cloud | 41 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #2 | Vassviik | 17 | 0.27 | 0 min |
| #3 | leon. | 12 | 0.30 | 0 min |
| #4 | itsFrasse | 7 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | itsFrasse | +6.55 | 92 | 62 |
| #2 | Vassviik | +3.37 | 66 | 76 |
| #3 | leon. | +2.74 | 44 | 41 |
| #4 | Cloud | -0.37 | 57 | 62 |
| #5 | feberH | -2.20 | 62 | 40 |





