








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 173 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 57 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
959 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,745 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1098 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1541 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 928 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1178 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $712,756 of utility $207 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TaikaViitta<3 | 58% | 12 |
| #2 | Cl0wN | 55% | 20 |
| #3 | Weaselface | 54% | 24 |
| #4 | MesaFlake | 43% | 21 |
| #5 | RomB | 43% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Cl0wN | 55% | 20 |
| #3 | Weaselface | 54% | 24 |
| #4 | MesaFlake | 43% | 21 |
| #5 | RomB | 43% | 28 |
| #6 | jhattara | 42% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RomB | 46 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #2 | Cl0wN | 42 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #3 | TaikaViitta<3 | 38 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #4 | Weaselface | 34 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | MesaFlake | 34 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TaikaViitta<3 | +3.04 | 59 | 71 |
| #2 | RomB | +1.81 | 52 | 56 |
| #3 | Cl0wN | +0.99 | 57 | 61 |
| #4 | kultakello | +0.98 | 59 | 63 |
| #5 | Weaselface | +0.62 | 28 | 59 |





