








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 306 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 212 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2683 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,641 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2498 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3422 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3456 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3265 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,073,000 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 60 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wiredjr | 63% | 43 |
| #2 | γomaεawk Vandalize | 61% | 31 |
| #3 | Antti πΎπΊ | 61% | 41 |
| #4 | RomB | 57% | 77 |
| #5 | kultakello | 55% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Antti πΎπΊ | 4 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | RomB | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | γomaεawk Vandalize | 3 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | triple6 ja seksimania! | 2 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | wiredjr | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | γomaεawk Vandalize | +1.54 | 43 | 80 |
| #2 | Cl0wN | +0.91 | 54 | 61 |
| #3 | kultakello | +0.23 | 54 | 65 |
| #4 | Antti πΎπΊ | +0.04 | 31 | 79 |
| #5 | RomB | -0.16 | 50 | 55 |





