








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 577 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 541 matches | ||
| Faceit | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4373 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,237 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4735 | 17% |
| Smokes | 8596 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 6739 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 7167 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,866,657 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 154 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RomB | 14 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Antti πΎπΊ | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | γomaεawk Vandalize | 5 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | KÀÀpeli Vârmy | 3 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | sikakraa | 2 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sikakraa | 580 | 0.19 | 15 min |
| #2 | RomB | 398 | 0.06 | 10 min |
| #3 | Antti πΎπΊ | 360 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #4 | triple6 ja seksimania! | 291 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #5 | γomaεawk Vandalize | 243 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | woogleboo | +2.63 | 67 | 65 |
| #2 | TaikaViitta<3 | +2.00 | 66 | 66 |
| #3 | Cl0wN | +1.88 | 56 | 62 |
| #4 | triple6 ja seksimania! | +1.54 | 34 | 72 |
| #5 | Deathie | +1.53 | 50 | 68 |





