








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1101 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1227 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




69 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8479 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,956 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9358 | 26% |
| Smokes | 6196 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 12929 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 7473 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,185,590 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 339 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | grxmz | 50% | 84 |
| #5 | Meng | 49% | 73 |
| #6 | Blitzkrieg | 47% | 85 |
| #7 | D1GITAL | 47% | 126 |
| #8 | deB | 46% | 271 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | deB | 12 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | TheNaughtyPantsler | 6 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | D1GITAL | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | grxmz | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Blitzkrieg | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | grxmz | +5.28 | 81 | 66 |
| #2 | D1GITAL | +2.30 | 76 | 29 |
| #3 | Meng | +1.70 | 55 | 17 |
| #4 | deB | +1.26 | 40 | 77 |
| #5 | Blitzkrieg | +1.21 | 24 | 43 |





