








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 406 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 108 matches | ||
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3310 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,260 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 217 | 7% |
| Smokes | 1447 | 44% |
| HE Grenades | 642 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 954 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,634,707 of utility $269 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 64 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pladom | 58% | 62 |
| #2 | Renault T Euro 6 480 | 55% | 118 |
| #3 | Nat | 54% | 116 |
| #4 | brakmar_DX | 54% | 70 |
| #5 | kmxAAA | 53% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Renault T Euro 6 480 | 27 | 0.0110 |
| #2 | Nat | 17 | 0.0070 |
| #3 | Fäyatex | 12 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | brakmar_DX | 5 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | Pladom | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pladom | +2.01 | 77 | 62 |
| #2 | Nat | +1.79 | 86 | 64 |
| #3 | Renault T Euro 6 480 | +1.30 | 82 | 63 |
| #4 | maxou regular sexy en javelot | +0.91 | 72 | 24 |
| #5 | Fäyatex | +0.40 | 72 | 59 |





