








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 108 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Agency | 31 matches | ||
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1400 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,289 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 691 | 30% |
| Smokes | 646 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 435 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 517 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $517,993 of utility $202 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 263 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PercyJ2013 | 47% | 32 |
| #2 | GamingAtHolm | 42% | 26 |
| #3 | Daggerscythe | 42% | 43 |
| #4 | Owen | 41% | 39 |
| #5 | donwersa | 40% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | GamingAtHolm | 42% | 26 |
| #3 | Daggerscythe | 42% | 43 |
| #4 | Owen | 41% | 39 |
| #5 | donwersa | 40% | 35 |
| #6 | jeff yost3 | 27% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PercyJ2013 | 4 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | Owen | 3 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | donwersa | 2 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | GamingAtHolm | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PercyJ2013 | 168 | 0.26 | 4 min |
| #2 | Owen | 141 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #3 | donwersa | 49 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | Daggerscythe | 30 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | GamingAtHolm | 26 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Nolster | +2.15 | 62 | 46 |
| #2 | PercyJ2013 | +1.86 | 81 | 55 |
| #3 | Owen | +0.25 | 73 | 58 |
| #4 | donwersa | -0.81 | 38 | 46 |
| #5 | Daggerscythe | -1.93 | 31 | 19 |





