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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 8 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 7 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 5 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
75 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 423 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 145 | 34% |
| Smokes | 113 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 59 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 106 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,887 of utility $18 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JAUSTERE | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | PrimeOP | 67% | 3 |
| #3 | godkU | 67% | 3 |
| #4 | Rhys | 67% | 3 |
| #5 | Angbwa | 67% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Rhys | 67% | 3 |
| #5 | Angbwa | 67% | 9 |
| #6 | p0le | 60% | 5 |
| #7 | Cher1on | 50% | 2 |
| #8 | dobbo | 50% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rhys | 1 | 0.0154 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Angbwa | 21 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #2 | Rhys | 11 | 0.17 | 0 min |
| #3 | godkU | 8 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #4 | JAUSTERE | 7 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #5 | PrimeOP | 5 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dobbo | +4.79 | 95 | 70 |
| #2 | PrimeOP | +4.69 | 86 | 36 |
| #3 | JAUSTERE | +2.63 | 62 | 67 |
| #4 | Frazehh | +2.00 | 96 | 77 |
| #5 | Cher1on | +1.95 | 69 | 84 |





