








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 749 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 62 matches | ||
| Faceit | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3497 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,014 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2027 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2154 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1774 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2059 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $926,959 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 542 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | THE KING DEEZY | 85% | 27 |
| #2 | WFN | 85% | 13 |
| #3 | bevvenator | 79% | 43 |
| #4 | Bish | 78% | 45 |
| #5 | JoeSKI | 74% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | LettyS || Grill | 70% | 69 |
| #9 | UMBREON | 67% | 24 |
| #10 | leddy_counterstrike_gamer_07 | 54% | 13 |
| #11 | smooya | 53% | 17 |
| #12 | kas ♥ [s] | 47% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bevvenator | 18 | 0.0215 |
| #2 | JoeSKI | 9 | 0.0197 |
| #3 | berjum | 8 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | THE KING DEEZY | 3 | 0.0058 |
| #5 | WFN | 3 | 0.0119 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | berjum | 529 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #2 | LettyS || Grill | 160 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | bevvenator | 156 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #4 | THE KING DEEZY | 141 | 0.27 | 3 min |
| #5 | Bish | 135 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bevvenator | +5.21 | 87 | 55 |
| #2 | WFN | +4.38 | 77 | 63 |
| #3 | smooya | +4.24 | 95 | 73 |
| #4 | PrimeOP | +4.16 | 90 | 67 |
| #5 | johannes | +2.08 | 94 | 81 |





