








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1530 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 559 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 36 matches | ||
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7415 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,423 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9470 | 33% |
| Smokes | 7846 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5158 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 5949 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,698,635 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 328 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ShadoVV9 | 59% | 59 |
| #2 | Aztec | 53% | 74 |
| #3 | PaultheCrate | 51% | 78 |
| #4 | Exploit | 50% | 119 |
| #5 | Arkh | 48% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kali <3 | 14 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | Exploit | 12 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | Flawingo | 7 | 0.0070 |
| #4 | Mia | 5 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | Aztec | 4 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flawingo | +3.13 | 81 | 23 |
| #2 | Kali <3 | +1.63 | 70 | 57 |
| #3 | ShadoVV9 | +0.92 | 59 | 60 |
| #4 | Meladdiction | +0.83 | 59 | 56 |
| #5 | Aztec | +0.78 | 51 | 53 |





