








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1907 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 510 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 48 matches | ||
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 190 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7787 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,443 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3248 | 19% |
| Smokes | 7257 | 42% |
| HE Grenades | 4472 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2466 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $989,884 of utility $69 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SaberR | 56% | 94 |
| #2 | baum1996 | 55% | 96 |
| #3 | MacMasel | 51% | 545 |
| #4 | Stefan | 50% | 38 |
| #5 | V1PER | 49% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Its Felikz | 48% | 375 |
| #8 | FluMMz | 48% | 135 |
| #9 | Niko | 47% | 311 |
| #10 | ♛.baka^ | 46% | 181 |
| #11 | Flauschii | 42% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MacMasel | 32 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Niko | 14 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Its Felikz | 12 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | FluMMz | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Carolina Reaper | 4 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Its Felikz | 1172 | 0.15 | 35 min |
| #2 | MacMasel | 1051 | 0.09 | 26 min |
| #3 | Niko | 561 | 0.08 | 14 min |
| #4 | FluMMz | 483 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| #5 | Carolina Reaper | 329 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | schnick schnack | +2.55 | 72 | 46 |
| #2 | Stefan | +1.52 | 72 | 64 |
| #3 | MacMasel | +1.33 | 65 | 61 |
| #4 | baum1996 | +0.44 | 71 | 67 |
| #5 | ♛.baka^ | +0.35 | 88 | 48 |





