








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2948 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1430 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 174 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




81 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
20411 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 36,130 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5983 | 17% |
| Smokes | 4522 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 13814 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 11811 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,808,157 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3079 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DustiNN | 53% | 195 |
| #2 | V1PER | 52% | 443 |
| #3 | Niegame | 52% | 149 |
| #4 | .PA7SN | 52% | 222 |
| #5 | Flauschii | 48% | 281 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | schnick schnack | 46% | 181 |
| #8 | Stefan | 46% | 136 |
| #9 | MacMasel | 45% | 193 |
| #10 | Its Felikz | 44% | 106 |
| #11 | s^^ | 44% | 109 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s^^ | 24 | 0.0104 |
| #2 | V1PER | 14 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | .PA7SN | 10 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | MacMasel | 10 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Its Felikz | 9 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stefan | +1.56 | 71 | 64 |
| #2 | schnick schnack | +1.41 | 69 | 52 |
| #3 | ♛.baka^ | +1.25 | 90 | 47 |
| #4 | Niegame | +1.18 | 77 | 51 |
| #5 | s^^ | +0.37 | 73 | 40 |





