








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 76 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 142 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1341 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,425 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 339 | 14% |
| Smokes | 456 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 849 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 781 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $546,685 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 28 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SveRik | 58% | 38 |
| #2 | NibbleMe4 | 44% | 155 |
| #3 | Jaws | 43% | 122 |
| #4 | mItBisS | 42% | 106 |
| #5 | SveRik | 42% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | SveRik | 42% | 19 |
| #6 | ✪ MAYBE2MORO | 40% | 72 |
| #7 | Dietz_Master | 40% | 100 |
| #8 | Mortomoto | 37% | 52 |
| #9 | KAAZZAAM | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jaws | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | NibbleMe4 | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | mItBisS | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | SveRik | 3 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | Mortomoto | 2 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NibbleMe4 | 207 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #2 | Jaws | 112 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #3 | Dietz_Master | 87 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | mItBisS | 83 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | ✪ MAYBE2MORO | 81 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SveRik | +4.05 | 56 | 45 |
| #2 | ✪ MAYBE2MORO | +3.76 | 54 | 54 |
| #3 | SveRik | +3.31 | 57 | 50 |
| #4 | NibbleMe4 | +0.02 | 50 | 54 |
| #5 | Jaws | -0.21 | 41 | 40 |





