








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 125 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 144 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
1477 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,591 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 871 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1187 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1972 | 43% |
| Molotovs | 561 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $600,641 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 54 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SveRik | 64% | 28 |
| #2 | SveRik | 57% | 21 |
| #3 | Mortomoto | 44% | 32 |
| #4 | Jaws | 42% | 93 |
| #5 | mItBisS | 42% | 98 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Jaws | 42% | 93 |
| #5 | mItBisS | 42% | 98 |
| #6 | NibbleMe4 | 42% | 132 |
| #7 | Obelix430 | 40% | 72 |
| #8 | Dietz_Master | 37% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NibbleMe4 | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Obelix430 | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | mItBisS | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Jaws | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | SveRik | 2 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NibbleMe4 | 181 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #2 | mItBisS | 80 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #3 | Jaws | 80 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | Dietz_Master | 41 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | Obelix430 | 38 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SveRik | +5.27 | 59 | 52 |
| #2 | SveRik | +4.83 | 57 | 52 |
| #3 | ✪ MAYBE2MORO | +2.95 | 54 | 53 |
| #4 | NibbleMe4 | +0.35 | 50 | 58 |
| #5 | Obelix430 | -0.36 | 42 | 33 |





