








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 312 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 275 matches | ||
| Premier | 189 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6005 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,301 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3303 | 19% |
| Smokes | 5493 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 4823 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3682 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,273,300 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2674 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RG | 71% | 31 |
| #2 | Carsten | 65% | 37 |
| #3 | Joonthom | 55% | 33 |
| #4 | Max | 52% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RG | 71% | 31 |
| #2 | Carsten | 65% | 37 |
| #3 | Joonthom | 55% | 33 |
| #4 | Max | 52% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joonthom | 4 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | Max | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Carsten | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | RG | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Carsten | 250 | 0.33 | 6 min |
| #2 | Joonthom | 150 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #3 | RG | 133 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #4 | Max | 122 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kyle Rittenhouse | +2.88 | 76 | 52 |
| #2 | Joonthom | +0.69 | 75 | 68 |
| #3 | Carsten | -0.06 | 69 | 68 |
| #4 | Max | -0.36 | 67 | 54 |
| #5 | RG | -1.23 | 75 | 68 |





