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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 442 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 199 matches | ||
| Esplay | 39 matches | 1,669 | |
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




59 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3343 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,745 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1288 | 15% |
| Smokes | 1550 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 3395 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 2512 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,353,822 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 751 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bjarnis | 56% | 27 |
| #2 | -At0m- | 55% | 29 |
| #3 | Mantipanti | 53% | 55 |
| #4 | aLMO1ST ッ | 49% | 55 |
| #5 | Kenta | 47% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kenta | 300 | 0.27 | 8 min |
| #2 | aLMO1ST ッ | 191 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #3 | hens0 | 190 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #4 | ✪ Sashenka | 188 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #5 | Mantipanti | 119 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Sashenka | +4.19 | 71 | 72 |
| #2 | -At0m- | +3.55 | 74 | 74 |
| #3 | aLMO1ST ッ | +3.10 | 73 | 71 |
| #4 | Mantipanti | +1.96 | 76 | 68 |
| #5 | Bjarnis | +1.84 | 69 | 63 |





