








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 501 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 311 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3528 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,003 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3063 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3627 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2703 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2610 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,595,330 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 180 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Grogg sipper | 46% | 112 |
| #11 | Sefato | 38% | 29 |
| #12 | Yapa Fronk | 27% | 59 |
| #13 | Turbobirk | 17% | 23 |
| #14 | forg | 9% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | allu🅱 | 16 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | pingo | 12 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | baguette | 9 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | OnioN | 5 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | Grogg sipper | 3 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sefato | +2.04 | 82 | 61 |
| #2 | 100 elo peak | +1.28 | 63 | 69 |
| #3 | Tino | +1.17 | 85 | 49 |
| #4 | allu🅱 | +0.61 | 44 | 69 |
| #5 | Mudbill | +0.55 | 70 | 63 |





