








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 577 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 380 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




68 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4888 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,300 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3245 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3583 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4095 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3377 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,211,660 of utility $205 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 59 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | budget rain | 25 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | MortalWombat | 10 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Leif.stYle | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Thero | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Arizona Ranger | 4 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leif.stYle | 504 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #2 | budget rain | 409 | 0.08 | 11 min |
| #3 | Gee | 320 | 0.25 | 6 min |
| #4 | MortalWombat | 240 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #5 | Thero | 153 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | budget rain | +3.71 | 85 | 62 |
| #2 | Arizona Ranger | +2.91 | 89 | 56 |
| #3 | VermiN- | +0.92 | 63 | 57 |
| #4 | Cear90 | -0.76 | 44 | 27 |
| #5 | Leif.stYle | -1.19 | 13 | 73 |





