








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1042 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 629 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 100 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




76 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9038 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,824 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5157 | 22% |
| Smokes | 7505 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 5223 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 5939 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,535,593 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 382 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MortalWombat | 51% | 57 |
| #2 | Gee | 49% | 39 |
| #3 | Thero | 48% | 121 |
| #4 | VermiN- | 45% | 254 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MortalWombat | 51% | 57 |
| #2 | Gee | 49% | 39 |
| #3 | Thero | 48% | 121 |
| #4 | VermiN- | 45% | 254 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VermiN- | 37 | 0.0073 |
| #2 | Thero | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | MortalWombat | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Gee | 2 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VermiN- | 425 | 0.08 | 11 min |
| #2 | Gee | 169 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #3 | Thero | 93 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | MortalWombat | 48 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | budget rain | +1.83 | 84 | 59 |
| #2 | VermiN- | -0.90 | 59 | 57 |
| #3 | Gee | -3.39 | 38 | 62 |
| #4 | Thero | -3.43 | 25 | 47 |
| #5 | MortalWombat | -4.10 | 37 | 46 |





