








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 136 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 276 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2369 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,446 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1504 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2146 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 990 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 1806 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,435,725 of utility $205 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 24 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VermiN- | 31 | 0.0082 |
| #2 | Leif.stYle | 6 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | budget rain | 6 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | Thero | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Cear90 | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leif.stYle | 442 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #2 | VermiN- | 340 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #3 | Gee | 138 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| #4 | budget rain | 112 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | Thero | 74 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arizona Ranger | +6.71 | 87 | 71 |
| #2 | budget rain | +5.31 | 86 | 63 |
| #3 | VermiN- | +2.65 | 64 | 59 |
| #4 | Cear90 | -0.19 | 41 | 24 |
| #5 | Leif.stYle | -0.38 | 14 | 71 |





