








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 213 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 167 matches | ||
| Wingman | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3884 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,322 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 193 | 4% |
| Smokes | 1156 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1896 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 2077 | 39% |
Our logs show you have wasted $899,258 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 224 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Heemsk e du | 52% | 61 |
| #2 | Johnny Blaze | 48% | 71 |
| #3 | Wild1™ | 44% | 27 |
| #4 | draqoN | 43% | 51 |
| #5 | Addox | 39% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | draqoN | 219 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #2 | Heemsk e du | 149 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | Wild1™ | 73 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #4 | KennyPower911 | 68 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | Johnny Blaze | 67 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Johnny Blaze | +4.91 | 54 | 53 |
| #2 | draqoN | +4.16 | 55 | 54 |
| #3 | Heemsk e du | +2.60 | 63 | 47 |
| #4 | Wild1™ | +0.90 | 37 | 43 |
| #5 | Kenobi | +0.71 | 36 | 49 |





