








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 716 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 730 matches | ||
| Faceit | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 69 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9434 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 46,803 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11495 | 25% |
| Smokes | 12078 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 12915 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 10315 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,848,269 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 248 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr. Anderson | 57% | 65 |
| #2 | boliizib | 56% | 82 |
| #3 | tukzsu | 55% | 96 |
| #4 | RacerX | 52% | 146 |
| #5 | FQRREST | 50% | 323 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr. Anderson | 57% | 65 |
| #2 | boliizib | 56% | 82 |
| #3 | tukzsu | 55% | 96 |
| #4 | RacerX | 52% | 146 |
| #5 | FQRREST | 50% | 323 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FQRREST | 20 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | RacerX | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | tukzsu | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RacerX | 591 | 0.19 | 16 min |
| #2 | FQRREST | 542 | 0.08 | 13 min |
| #3 | tukzsu | 185 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | Mr. Anderson | 183 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #5 | boliizib | 91 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tukzsu | +3.42 | 56 | 73 |
| #2 | Mr. Anderson | +1.62 | 72 | 73 |
| #3 | RacerX | +1.45 | 63 | 76 |
| #4 | FQRREST | +0.98 | 65 | 62 |
| #5 | boliizib | -0.13 | 58 | 61 |





