








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1713 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 594 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 76 matches | ||
| Faceit | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 197 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10570 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 51,649 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14710 | 28% |
| Smokes | 12098 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 14596 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 10245 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,440,936 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 572 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blend | 56% | 84 |
| #2 | FQRREST | 53% | 60 |
| #3 | cArp | 52% | 146 |
| #4 | timone | 52% | 104 |
| #5 | viHa | 50% | 290 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | viHa | 1366 | 0.22 | 43 min |
| #2 | timone | 594 | 0.27 | 16 min |
| #3 | cArp | 444 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #4 | Blend | 383 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| #5 | oggre | 378 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RacerX | +1.82 | 66 | 73 |
| #2 | Ben Obelix | +1.16 | 66 | 55 |
| #3 | FQRREST | +0.73 | 57 | 65 |
| #4 | Blend | +0.56 | 49 | 67 |
| #5 | timone | +0.42 | 56 | 75 |





