








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 621 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 220 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3423 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,397 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3189 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2051 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2935 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2222 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $779,655 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 60 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Dequavious Pork | 48% | 105 |
| #12 | MorbidlyABeast | 47% | 64 |
| #13 | Gigi datome | 44% | 108 |
| #14 | 24-TrackClickSyncd2DaMoogModular | 38% | 53 |
| #15 | Trotis | 33% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gigi datome | 17 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | the white howard | 7 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | Merloni | 6 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | MARKERDTD | 4 | 0.0054 |
| #5 | Pockets | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 24-TrackClickSyncd2DaMoogModular | +1.94 | 78 | 71 |
| #2 | peter piper | +1.16 | 79 | 62 |
| #3 | Gigi datome | +1.14 | 56 | 77 |
| #4 | Dequavious Pork | +0.53 | 69 | 70 |
| #5 | MARKERDTD | +0.38 | 40 | 50 |





