








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3016 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 153 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 52 matches | ||
| Wingman | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 34 matches | ||
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7528 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,831 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3726 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3215 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3454 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2436 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,921,444 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2436 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Emo∿ | +6.97 | 82 | 54 |
| #2 | Bell | +1.94 | 21 | 44 |
| #3 | VioletSkyy | +0.57 | 37 | 26 |
| #4 | WannieLuv | +0.36 | 55 | 17 |
| #5 | fart | -0.94 | 50 | 30 |





