








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 308 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 57 matches | ||
| Faceit | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1386 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,232 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1908 | 36% |
| Smokes | 1281 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1406 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 637 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $158,576 of utility $55 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 55 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jybEnho | 78% | 9 |
| #2 | toupi | 73% | 11 |
| #3 | OgPende | 62% | 13 |
| #4 | LIQQES^.^ | 61% | 38 |
| #5 | Puikula | 60% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maucca | 3 | 0.0094 |
| #2 | Grandma | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Wizztard | 2 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | jybEnho | 2 | 0.0093 |
| #5 | Puikula | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LIQQES^.^ | 100 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #2 | TehoMonni | 86 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #3 | Puikula | 75 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | MF.MONNI | 56 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | hulio | 55 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | toupi | +7.83 | 75 | 72 |
| #2 | hulio | +2.74 | 81 | 48 |
| #3 | LIQQES^.^ | +2.06 | 58 | 65 |
| #4 | Maucca | +2.05 | 82 | 52 |
| #5 | Wizztard | +1.97 | 65 | 49 |





