








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 252 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 76 matches | ||
| Premier | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




69 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4573 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,604 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2243 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2096 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2282 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1983 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,008,553 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 683 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOogiee | 67% | 27 |
| #2 | Ares | 61% | 23 |
| #3 | Jahnu | 57% | 21 |
| #4 | jarxy | 56% | 78 |
| #5 | MuroKisu | 41% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | peltsibolognese | +2.96 | 91 | 56 |
| #2 | Jahnu | +2.71 | 88 | 64 |
| #3 | BOogiee | +2.48 | 89 | 58 |
| #4 | kaiser | +2.26 | 93 | 70 |
| #5 | Ares | +0.37 | 70 | 55 |





