








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 292 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 217 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 29 matches | ||
| Premier | 24 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




121 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9697 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,829 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2399 | 15% |
| Smokes | 1977 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 6070 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 5383 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $673,059 of utility $50 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 71 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | um | 30 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | manly nord | 18 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | luka | 17 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | loliver | 15 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | Vollux | 9 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | manly nord | 322 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #2 | luka | 318 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #3 | Vollux | 259 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #4 | No Warning Shot | 221 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #5 | Kravox | 117 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Toitum | +5.39 | 80 | 37 |
| #2 | Vollux | +5.14 | 82 | 51 |
| #3 | loliver | +4.76 | 83 | 30 |
| #4 | luka | +0.39 | 52 | 62 |
| #5 | manly nord | -0.36 | 64 | 52 |





