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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 308 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 51 matches | ||
| Faceit | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 89 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




63 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11786 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 37,177 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10804 | 29% |
| Smokes | 9118 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 8384 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 8871 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,909,506 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1356 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | +w moghoul | 61 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | Frankywolf | 40 | 0.0083 |
| #3 | Dedarkℤ 💢 | 31 | 0.0053 |
| #4 | Tonton Jacquie | 17 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | P0p0y0 | 16 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | +w moghoul | 1579 | 0.22 | 42 min |
| #2 | Frankywolf | 966 | 0.20 | 21 min |
| #3 | Meooh | 668 | 0.24 | 20 min |
| #4 | earL | 618 | 0.23 | 17 min |
| #5 | Dedarkℤ 💢 | 525 | 0.09 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MONOSEM | +3.89 | 86 | 69 |
| #2 | earL | +2.25 | 68 | 79 |
| #3 | +kair1ky | +2.04 | 74 | 63 |
| #4 | +w moghoul | +1.33 | 66 | 70 |
| #5 | Frankywolf | +0.78 | 78 | 63 |





