








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 530 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 318 matches | ||
| Premier | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 85 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




97 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6159 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,930 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5741 | 25% |
| Smokes | 6474 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 6320 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 4395 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,138,588 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2128 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MONOSEM | 57% | 290 |
| #2 | +kair1ky | 56% | 162 |
| #3 | earL | 55% | 181 |
| #4 | Frankywolf | 54% | 135 |
| #5 | +w moghoul | 50% | 769 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Frankywolf | 54% | 135 |
| #5 | +w moghoul | 50% | 769 |
| #6 | Meooh | 48% | 172 |
| #7 | P0p0y0 | 47% | 125 |
| #8 | Aeeklez | 47% | 109 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | +w moghoul | 86 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | Frankywolf | 35 | 0.0133 |
| #3 | +kair1ky | 29 | 0.0094 |
| #4 | Aeeklez | 28 | 0.0139 |
| #5 | MONOSEM | 22 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | +w moghoul | 2201 | 0.16 | 57 min |
| #2 | MONOSEM | 910 | 0.16 | 23 min |
| #3 | earL | 767 | 0.21 | 21 min |
| #4 | +kair1ky | 712 | 0.23 | 19 min |
| #5 | Meooh | 675 | 0.20 | 18 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MONOSEM | +4.89 | 87 | 68 |
| #2 | earL | +2.77 | 71 | 78 |
| #3 | +w moghoul | +2.65 | 68 | 62 |
| #4 | Aeeklez | +2.27 | 86 | 52 |
| #5 | +kair1ky | +2.13 | 72 | 66 |





