








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1158 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 521 matches | ||
| Wingman | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 89 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7021 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,393 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6778 | 25% |
| Smokes | 7008 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 7495 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 6112 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,644,425 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1368 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 500gr Gehacktes | 52% | 130 |
| #2 | MoLtnGG | 51% | 201 |
| #3 | Kajo | 47% | 55 |
| #4 | BizepsxPert | 44% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 500gr Gehacktes | 52% | 130 |
| #2 | MoLtnGG | 51% | 201 |
| #3 | Kajo | 47% | 55 |
| #4 | BizepsxPert | 44% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MoLtnGG | 27 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | 500gr Gehacktes | 13 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | Kajo | 2 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MoLtnGG | 635 | 0.15 | 18 min |
| #2 | 500gr Gehacktes | 388 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #3 | Kajo | 131 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | BizepsxPert | 62 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MoLtnGG | +1.73 | 65 | 61 |
| #2 | Mapuuuu | +1.62 | 66 | 64 |
| #3 | 500gr Gehacktes | -0.36 | 51 | 52 |
| #4 | BizepsxPert | -2.82 | 41 | 52 |
| #5 | Kajo | -4.71 | 26 | 61 |





