








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 457 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 517 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4672 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,738 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3878 | 17% |
| Smokes | 5562 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 7843 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 5455 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,809,889 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 238 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | invisiblechevychase | 50% | 38 |
| #2 | kAGg♚ | 50% | 286 |
| #3 | ♕ Jungeldyret | 47% | 320 |
| #4 | guLars | 47% | 233 |
| #5 | gnalterk1d | 43% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | gnalterk1d | 43% | 112 |
| #6 | sjakaln | 41% | 179 |
| #7 | [OldBoyz] CROM | 40% | 141 |
| #8 | Vargas | 37% | 75 |
| #9 | Brun | 37% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♕ Jungeldyret | 15 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | guLars | 7 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | gnalterk1d | 7 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | sjakaln | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | [OldBoyz] CROM | 3 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♕ Jungeldyret | 676 | 0.10 | 15 min |
| #2 | kAGg♚ | 418 | 0.07 | 12 min |
| #3 | [OldBoyz] CROM | 369 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #4 | guLars | 368 | 0.07 | 11 min |
| #5 | gnalterk1d | 290 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gnalterk1d | +2.26 | 75 | 69 |
| #2 | ♕ Jungeldyret | +2.13 | 77 | 67 |
| #3 | kAGg♚ | +0.83 | 75 | 62 |
| #4 | sjakaln | -0.89 | 68 | 59 |
| #5 | lms | -1.02 | 61 | 74 |





