








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 459 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 537 matches | ||
| Premier | 215 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10576 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,241 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3584 | 12% |
| Smokes | 12593 | 43% |
| HE Grenades | 5540 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 7524 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,375,963 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 532 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fritz | 54% | 119 |
| #2 | Rx | 52% | 65 |
| #3 | RacoonCum | 52% | 466 |
| #4 | rI0T | 37% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fritz | 54% | 119 |
| #2 | Rx | 52% | 65 |
| #3 | RacoonCum | 52% | 466 |
| #4 | rI0T | 37% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RacoonCum | 31 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Fritz | 7 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | rI0T | 7 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RacoonCum | 1457 | 0.15 | 31 min |
| #2 | Rx | 253 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #3 | rI0T | 118 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | Fritz | 38 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Galilee | +1.27 | 62 | 57 |
| #2 | Rx | +0.45 | 79 | 56 |
| #3 | rI0T | +0.20 | 82 | 52 |
| #4 | RacoonCum | -0.71 | 53 | 57 |
| #5 | Fritz | -2.39 | 41 | 24 |





