








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 968 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 506 matches | ||
| Premier | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




64 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6937 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,434 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8417 | 32% |
| Smokes | 5697 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 5686 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 6634 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,167,143 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1384 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R3kt | 62% | 34 |
| #2 | Jennifer Aniston | 58% | 163 |
| #3 | Galilee | 52% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R3kt | 62% | 34 |
| #2 | Jennifer Aniston | 58% | 163 |
| #3 | Galilee | 52% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jennifer Aniston | 20 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | R3kt | 6 | 0.0074 |
| #3 | Galilee | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jennifer Aniston | 362 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #2 | R3kt | 138 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #3 | Galilee | 121 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R3kt | +2.00 | 67 | 68 |
| #2 | Rx | +0.43 | 79 | 58 |
| #3 | Jennifer Aniston | +0.34 | 78 | 51 |
| #4 | Galilee | -0.11 | 54 | 66 |





