








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 594 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 335 matches | ||
| Premier | 208 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5564 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,427 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6460 | 26% |
| Smokes | 6364 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 6095 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5508 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,064,814 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1315 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fritz | 52% | 106 |
| #2 | Galilee | 52% | 466 |
| #3 | rI0T | 50% | 42 |
| #4 | m4stiff | 45% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fritz | 52% | 106 |
| #2 | Galilee | 52% | 466 |
| #3 | rI0T | 50% | 42 |
| #4 | m4stiff | 45% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Galilee | 23 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Fritz | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | rI0T | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | m4stiff | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Galilee | 766 | 0.08 | 19 min |
| #2 | m4stiff | 95 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | rI0T | 88 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | Fritz | 37 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Galilee | +1.60 | 61 | 59 |
| #2 | m4stiff | +1.28 | 63 | 54 |
| #3 | rI0T | +0.49 | 82 | 54 |
| #4 | RacoonCum | -0.50 | 53 | 58 |
| #5 | Fritz | -2.49 | 42 | 21 |





