








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 5 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 109 matches | ||
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1762 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,084 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2251 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2255 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1854 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1724 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $328,209 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 38 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | aggemand | 41% | 46 |
| #10 | Doktore | 41% | 17 |
| #11 | aqua-_-241 | 38% | 21 |
| #12 | 𝕝𝕖𝕖𝕜 | 38% | 45 |
| #13 | Marre | 38% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skammen | 690 | 0.30 | 18 min |
| #2 | 𝕝𝕖𝕖𝕜 | 291 | 0.30 | 8 min |
| #3 | aggemand | 155 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #4 | FESTPRZ | 144 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | Marre | 141 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | naja | +3.05 | 86 | 55 |
| #2 | aggemand | +0.76 | 79 | 68 |
| #3 | FESTPRZ | +0.71 | 75 | 73 |
| #4 | skammen | +0.66 | 81 | 72 |
| #5 | ℍ𝕠𝕝𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣𝕘 | +0.24 | 66 | 73 |





