








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 7 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 395 matches | ||
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6301 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,348 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10168 | 39% |
| Smokes | 7163 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3024 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 5993 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $580,582 of utility $53 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | 𝕝𝕖𝕖𝕜 | 46% | 189 |
| #10 | ℍ𝕠𝕝𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣𝕘 | 43% | 106 |
| #11 | Doktore | 42% | 66 |
| #12 | CERTIFied BANGer | 41% | 29 |
| #13 | aqua-_-241 | 39% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝕝𝕖𝕖𝕜 | 1255 | 0.31 | 33 min |
| #2 | aggemand | 630 | 0.14 | 16 min |
| #3 | Marre | 496 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #4 | FESTPRZ | 494 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #5 | ℍ𝕠𝕝𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣𝕘 | 416 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | naja | +3.10 | 88 | 53 |
| #2 | skammen | +1.20 | 84 | 75 |
| #3 | aggemand | +0.72 | 81 | 68 |
| #4 | FESTPRZ | +0.04 | 64 | 73 |
| #5 | CERTIFied BANGer | -0.46 | 79 | 65 |





